by LaffGaff
Funny quotes and sayings are great for succinctly summing up the absurdity of life, or simply for raising a smile or a laugh.
And as we love laughter here at LaffGaff, so we’ve put together some collections of our favorite funny quotes covering a wide range of topics. We hope you enjoy them as much as we do!
Contents
- Life
- Funny Holiday Quotes
- Animals
- General Funny Quotes
Family & Friends
Funny Friendship Quotes
Friends are important, especially best friends. These funny friendship quotes explain exactly what a close friendship is all about.
Funny Family Quotes
Families can be loving, annoying, frustrating, and of course funny. And these funny family quotes encapsulate just what family life is all about.
Funny Father’s Day Quotes
Dads love the funny side of life as shown by the existence of Dad jokes. So help him celebrate his special day with these funny Father’s Day quotes!
Funny Mother’s Day Quotes
Help your Mom celebrate her special day with a smile, with these hilarious Mother’s Day poems and quotes.
Funny Birthday Messages
If you know someone who’s celebrating their birthday, then put a smile on their face on their special day with these funny birthday messages and wishes.
Love & Relationships
Funny Love Quotes
Love can be tender and sweet. It can also be highly amusing as demonstrated by these funny love quotes!
Funny Relationship Quotes
You’re sure to have an instant connection with these funny relationship quotes and sayings! In fact, we think you’ll fall in love with them at first sight.
Funny Sex Quotes
This collection of hilariously funny sex quotes and sayings sum up perfectly the absurdity of the act of lovemaking.
Funny Men Quotes
Women will empathise with and enjoy these funny quotes about men. And men with a sense of humor will enjoy them too!
Funny Marriage Quotes
Enjoy these funny marriage quotes that sum up what it means to be married in a humorous and good-natured (if sometimes a little embittered!) way.
School & Education
Funny School Quotes
These funny quotes about school are certainly top of the class. As a rule, you won’t find better anywhere else.
Funny Graduation Quotes
If you or someone you know is graduating soon, check out these hilariously funny graduation quotes that encapsulate what it’s all about.
Funny Teacher Quotes
Thesefunny teacher quotesare certainly in a class of their own!
Funny Math Quotes
Mathematics has its humorous side too, as shown by thesefunny math quotes and sayings.
Life
Funny Quotes About Life
Life can be tough but it can also be hilarious, as shown by thesefunny life quotes.
Funny Work Quotes
We’ve been working hard to bring together all thesefunny work quotes. We’re sure you’ll grow to love them as much as us over-time!
Funny Quotes About Sleep
You can never get tired of sleep, and it’s a nap that you’ll never get tired of thesefunny quotes about sleepeither!
Funny Quotes About Time
Time is a great healer, they say, which is lucky as you’ll need plenty of time to heal once your sides split from laughing at thesefunny quotes about time!
Funny Money Quotes
Money may make the world go round, but thesefunny money quotes, from the famous and not-so-famous, make the laughter flow!
Funny Christian Quotes
Here at LaffGaff, we study humor religiously and that’s how we know that you’ll find thesefunny Christian quoteshilarious!
Food & Drink
Funny Wine Quotes
We doubt you’ll whine about thesefunny wine quotes! In fact, you’ll probably be grapeful for them.
Funny Food Quotes
If you can’t eat food, the next best thing is to talk about it! And so here is a collection offunny food quotesto whet your appetite.
Funny Drinking Quotes
We combine our two favorite things – alcohol and humor – with thesefunny drinking quotes!
Funny Holiday Quotes
Funny Valentine’s Day Quotes
Whether you’re in a fresh new loving relationship or single and sad, thesefunny Valentine’s quotesand sayings perfectly sum up both sides of the day.
Funny Thanksgiving Quotes
Thanksgiving is a time for family, tradition and eating. All of which are a source of humor, so it’s no surprise there are so manyfunny Thanksgiving quotesand sayings around.
Funny Christmas Quotes
Thesefunny Christmas quotessum up perfectly both the highs and the lows of Christmas time.
Funny Halloween Quotes
Trick-or-treating, costumes, candy, parties… Halloween is a fantastic time and thesefunny Halloween quotessum it up perfectly.
Funny Easter Quotes
Here’s a great selection offunny Easter quotes and sayingsto help you to celebrate this religious holiday.
Funny New Year Quotes
You’ve survived Christmas, now to help you see in the new year with a smile, here are all our favoritefunny New Year quotes.
Animals
Funny Dog Quotes
This fantastic selection ofhilariously funny dog quotesperfectly sums up just what man’s best friend is all about.
Funny Cat Quotes
Thesefunny cat quotesare purr-fect for raising a laugh and leaving you feline good. If you like cats, you’ll love them!
Sport & Leisure
Funny Golf Quotes
Thesefunny golf quotes and sayingsare bound to have you hooked. That’s because we’ve had the fore-sight to only include the very best examples!
Funny Fishing Quotes
Here is a large collection offunny fishing quotes and sayingsfor you to enjoy. You’ll be hooked for sure!
Funny Ned Flanders Quotes
He’s one of our very favorite characters in The Simpsons and so here are all our favoritefunny Ned Flanders quotes.
General Funny Quotes
Funny Friday Quotes
Friday is our favorite day of the week because it means the weekend is coming! And what better way to celebrate our favorite day than with thesefunny Friday quotes.
Funny Inspirational Quotes
We all need a bit of inspiration and motivation at times, along with a bit of humor. And for that you can’t beat thesefunny inspirational quotes!
Funny Short Quotes
The bestshort funny quotescan say so much in so few words and make you laugh while doing it.
Funny Good Morning Quotes
Thesefunny good morning quoteswill put a smile on your face and lighten your mood as you prepare to face the challenges of the day ahead.
Hilarious Quotes
Life is for laughing and this collection of some of our favorite and mosthilarious quotesis sure to bring a smile to your face!
Witty Quotes
A selection of the funniest and mostwitty quotesfrom famous stars, comedians and wits. If you like comedy quotes this page is for you.
Funny Sayings
Funny sayingscan come in useful as ice breakers in meetings or to add to speeches. They’re also great for inspiration for what to write in cards.
More Fun And Laughter
If you enjoyed our collections of funny quotes and sayings, be sure to check out the rest ofLaffGafffor lots more fun and laughter. We have a huge selection offunny jokes,trivia questions and answers,quizzes,brainteasers and riddles, andpick up lines, so there’s something for everyone!
